If you give a grandma a baby… she will say she is too thin and probably want to feed her.
But the baby will make a mess with the food and get it all over her clothes, so Grandma will decide to change the baby’s clothes into something clean. While she is changing the baby’s clothes, she will decide to change her diaper too.
The baby will enjoy being naked so much, Grandma will decide it is time for her to play naked for a while. She will put a towel on the floor and let the baby crawl around on it.
But the dangerous thing with naked babies is—they don’t know how to use the bathroom. The baby will pee all over the towel, and the floor, and herself. So Grandma will decide it’s time to give baby a bath. She will put her in the basin with a toy and some soap and let her play until the baby is clean.
When the baby gets cold, Grandma will get her out of the bath and dress her up in something nice, maybe even with a bow.
The baby will look so nice Grandma will decide to take her for a walk to show all of her friends. As soon as they step onto the verandah, Grandma will see the johnny jump-up and decide to put the baby in there instead.
The baby will bounce and move her feet a lot, which will remind Grandma of dancing. So she will dress up the baby like a teeny tiny ballerina.
Grandma will want to play some music for the baby to dance to, but the speaker won’t work, so she will decide to use the piano instead.
All this bouncing and dancing and piano playing will make baby tired, so Grandma will decide to give her some Mt. Dew.
When she realizes that is a terrible idea for a baby, Grandma will change her mind and decide to put the baby down for a nap. But before the baby can take a nap, they need to read a story.
While they are reading, the baby will try to eat the book, which will make Grandma think the baby is hungry…
So she will probably want to feed her.
